Craft

(verb) To play Starcraft, a real-time strategy computer game created by Blizzard.

"Hey man, want to craft tonight?"

"Yeah, I need to work on my micro."

by DgDeBx February 27, 2012

chafed

1. Occurs when the ass cheek buns rub together causing severe friction burn to the inner bum region. Usually occurs when crack is sweating and dries up very fast. A red burning sensation is felt.

2. Occurs when the ball bag rubs gainst the inner thigh causing the same red burning sensation mentioned above.

NOTE: Never put GoldBond powder on a chafed area. This will cause intense burning and make you what to rip your balls off.

I was fucking running hard from the cops last night but I got so chafed I had to run bow-legged and they caught me. SHHHIET!

by bt February 20, 2003

Cafeteria Catholicism

Derogatory term referring to religious individuals who follow the Catholic faith and pick and choose which doctrines of the Church they wish to follow and which ones they don't.

"Well, I'm against abortion, euthanasia, and homosexual marriages... But contraceptives are alright in my book."

"You reek of Cafeteria Catholicism -- We're not running a buffet! You can't just go in and get what you want..."

by Mel December 3, 2005

Lord of the craft

Lord of the Craft is a minecraft roleplaying server populated by a couple hundred socially depraved teens on the internet. The server is owned by Tythus, who spends thousands of dollars on steam and likes to pop on the server to do nothing. The server hosts several inside-joke memes, such as "Edgy" "Toxicity" and also possesses it's own brand of "memes" made by the playerbase. Ave Oren heretics.

Person 1: Yo, have you played Lord of the craft?
Person 2: Nah, I don't enjoy minecraft roleplay servers where tons of teens play.

Guy 1: How's your character on Lord of the Craft going?
Guy 2: Good, good. He's developing at a decent pace.

by LotC is Cancer April 7, 2015

Zombie Cafe

An extremely popular and addictive game from Capcom for Apple's iPhone, iPod touch and iPad. You hire zombies to cook, serve and dine on customers. You destroy other rival cafes, kill their chefs, customers, and steal money, food and sometimes win free toxins in the process.

Short is ZC.

Friend A: (In class) Your so sleepy girl, what have you been doing all night?

Friend B: Serving tables, filling in orders and devouring rival cafes :)

Friend A: Zombie Cafe?

Friend B: So you play ZC too? Why the hell you didn't tell me before? ;p Add me immediately.

by zombiefangirl April 6, 2011

Red Cafe

A rapper from Flatbush,Brooklyn who has some pretty nice lyrics

Red Cafe-Dolla Bill

You order, I deliver like labor
I be the waiter uh! The bartender, uh!
The reason your girl "Gone 'till November", uh!
Wifey burglar-ra, I be servin ya
Rihanna on the hook, the "murderer", gets it (On!)
My girls be on Pa (Tron!)
My exit's on the throne, cameraman take a flick (Click!)
I’m "Rich, Boy" "Thew' D's on a b****!" (Click!)
I get it raw like Wh-Wh-Whitney (What else?)
My hair bald like Br-Br-Britney (what else?)
Arm & Hammer, got the meanest leans
So I got a lotta sons, the Phoenix team, uh!

by BFOST August 29, 2009

craft attack

When a WoW player has a sudden urge to go home and play World of Warcraft despite anything happening around them.

Tim: Hey bro you wanna hit this party?
Fred: Paladin
Tim: What?
Fred: Sorry man, had a craft attack

by erterton June 9, 2010