crabe 

1. An affectionate swear word, often used in place of the slang word "crap"--although it has NO correlation to excrement.

2. Any crab, especially one with one big claw and one little claw.

3. An affectionate, silly insult for a person.

4. "Crabey" can occasionally be used as a sort of combination sentiment of "crazy" and "crappy"--but in an amused, affectionate sort of way.

Crabe!...I just spilled crabe all over my jacket!

What the crabe??

Shall we have crabes for dinner when we visit Maryland?

Manda, you're such a crabe, haha.

Dude, that party was pretty fun, but man, towards the end it was sorta getting...crabey.

crabe by Laelithe September 23, 2004

crabe 

Apparently a human who wrote a definition about you

WOAH tahts crabeman

crabe by Skemforst November 8, 2021

CrabE 

CrabE is honestly an amazing person. Seriously, if you get to meet crabE, you're in luck.
Everyone loves crabE.
Except for Snofrost

OMG CRABE????
I LOVE HIM

CrabE by Snowfrosty September 19, 2022

crabe 

the kindest, cutest, and best person in history of people and in presentry of people
also
my crush

omg hes def crabe

crabe by snowforst February 12, 2024

Cabeeb 

Assuming that every Cab Driver who is Middle Eastern has the first name of Habeeb/Habib. The word is a combination of Cab and first name.

I grabbed a Taxi and Cabeeb took me downtown.

Cabeeb by will bitten October 10, 2016

The Crab Under the Bridge 

Verb: The act of performing a spit roast while a male takes the crab position beneath the female, with head placed between the penetrating male's legs while receiving a tit wank from the females low hanging breasts. This person may or may not lick the balls of the penetrating man.

Guy 1: "Yo CB3 was the Crab Under the Bridge and started tounging my balls."
Guy 2: "I'll have to try that sometime with Loz and Haz."

The Crab Under the Bridge by Zeek-McBreadsticks November 7, 2014

Crab Skuffle 

An intimidation tactic.
To stand, extend the arms with the elbows and wrists bent. Proceed to wiggle the hips and open and close your fingers in a claw-like fashion.

*person doing crab skuffle in the distance*
Joe: "Oh damn! Look at that crab skuffle, bro!"
Greg: "Woah!"

Crab Skuffle by depressed_bin_chicken123 September 25, 2019