Corban

A bitch who cheats on your friend and is a player. He apperars hot and funny to mess with your mind but he really is a jerk

He just cheated on you? Wow hes one hell of a Corban!

by IM NoT TELINH January 11, 2018

cobanooby

A word that describes a way of eating so ridiculous it can only be described as nooby.

A word created for a very specific purpose, to describe people to stupid to eat corn on the cob. A fusion of the words "noob" and "cob". It now describes anyone who has trouble eating a specific foodstuff.

Did you see him trying to eat that apple he was so cobanooby.

by fool of a took :) May 6, 2009

cousband

when your spouse in also your cousin. typically used in places like arkansas.

That's mary-beth's cousband jim-bob! They had a lovely wedding, too bad their mom/aunt couldn't make it!

by using of the rogaine December 11, 2011

Cousband

(n) the spouse of a woman who has married her cousin

Billy bob: Can you believe that Betty sue got married?!
Tammy lyne: you're darn tootin! I'm going to the family reunion next weekend, I'm gonna find me a Cousband too!

by Ya Phil me?! July 28, 2012

Costanza'd

The act of moving items you cannot afford to another shelf in the store, so nobody sees it. This was first done by George Costanza in the comedy Seinfeld.

"I just found a fleshlight somebody Costanza'd into the sporting goods section!"

by Maestro Miyagi June 8, 2018

Kurt Cobanging

Fornicating with your significant other while listening to Nirvana

Im sorry for the loud grunge music the past few days my wife and I have been Kurt Cobanging, it's done wonders for our marriage .

by Websters2 June 12, 2015

Cusband

A blood relative you hook up with or marry. Cousin + husband = cusband

"Hey, where's your Cusband?" Or "how are things working out with hairy Mary and her new cusband?" boyfreind

by crash_n_breed October 6, 2015