Confucked

This is what happens when you are both confused and fucked at the same time.

I went to the Dr. today and he told me I had "Jumping Frenchman Disorder", I was totally confucked.

by humantheory November 7, 2011

Confuckled

Unsure whether to the front or back passage.

Shaun paused for a moment, confuckled with what to do next

by Shaun Gregory October 11, 2003

confuckled

confusing, drunken sex you wake up regretting the next day

Dude, I was so wasted last night, I'm confuckled.

by HaRain_07 December 29, 2007

Confucked

To conform, but to be forced into the situation.

Society wants you to conform, but you will eventually end up being confucked.

by catfood69 August 18, 2016

CONFUCKED

when ur all fucked up (high,drunk) and u get confuzd

man i can do shit im to confucked another Example man i cant even type im to confucked for this shit

by TommyLee A. Graves A . K . A joker May 9, 2008

CONFUCKED

tHERE IS NO ALTERNATE YOU ARE FUCKED.

yOUR HUSBAND CAUGHT YOU IN BED WITH ANOTHER MAN, YOU ARE CONFUCKED.

by CAN'T GO HOME September 4, 2009

Confucksharted

So confusing you literally have a mini stroke

Dave: I'm confucksharted
Steve: why?
Dave: I'm trying to understand Donald trumps tweets

by Capt. lampshade September 29, 2017