Poop Commute

The act of pooping in one toilet and commuting pants less to the next to finish.

Josh: How was your night?
Reilly: Oh it was alright, i was lucky no one was home i had to execute the poop commute.
Josh: I hate that.

by Jbyron9696 February 22, 2011

School Computer

Computers that are somehow slower than the 15 year old calculator you found under a bookshelf.

Ah shit. I've got to make a PowerPoint presentation on the school computer. This is going to take forever.

by HamoodHabibi2.0 November 13, 2021

OK Computer

:(

"Hey Alexa, play songs from OK Computer"
"Playing songs from OK Computer"
*Starts Crying*

by whatismyname182 March 21, 2022

Colin The Computer

Colin is the computer in DHMIS, a well known YouTube series. His first appearance is in episode 4.

Man, his cosplay of Colin The Computer is amazing!

by What am I doing with life July 27, 2018

Computer

A $1000 facebook machine

Scoot-I need the computer

by maximum628 January 28, 2010

AP Computer Science

(noun) A very fun class offered to high school students in which you learn how to create computer programs. You learn how a computer works, and how to tell a computer to make your life easier. You also learn how programmers create video games. Much of the year is spent playing Warcraft III or Starcraft, instead of coding, as most of your classmates have a vast knowledge of Java, C++ and HTML already and just take the class as a break or as college credit. The AP test in computer science consists of meaningless, non-applicable multiple choice questions that account for 50% of your score, while the other 50% actually tests your knowledge of java, but writing prgrams that no one would use in the real world.

"So how's your AP Computer Science class?"

"It's awesome! We didnt do anything all period, we just played Warcraft III"

by samuraichikx June 6, 2009

Ok Computer

An album made by angels and blessed by Jesus.

I was honoured with OK Computer

by lolhahaha December 14, 2009