cancer paper

Insidious chemical strips grafted into a blunt. Savvy stoners unroll a blunt and tear out the cancer papers which are put in the cigars by the producers to control the burn of their products and also to slowly kill their customers.

When Snoop rolled the blunt, he was careful to peel the cancer paper off of the tip.

by Pepper October 17, 2004

Cancer

Besides the obvious, a term to describe something unliked.

Hey you like Fortnite?

Naw, that game is Cancer

by Small Xanax May 21, 2018

Cancel Culture

A term used to describe a process in which people and or businesses try to shun people from polite society usually by going after someone’s ability to make a living and or in an attempt to remove something such as books, media, and people from public access and or discourse. All in which it’s justification is punishment for wrong think.

“Cancel culture sucks”

“Bro, his book was removed from Amazon for hate speech.”
“What? but that book has no hate in it”
“Bro I know it’s because it goes against the pre approved norm”
“Man, cancel Culture sucks”

by AllTheOtherNamesAreInUse March 4, 2021

Cancer toys

Toys from china that contain harmful toxins like lead, and cheap products.

Charlie: Little suzie is in the hospital now.
Billy: Must be those Cancer toys she plays with.

by Bilayreaycyerus June 2, 2009

Band Cancer

A person in a marching band, whether it be Highschool or College, who constantly causes a disfigured shape or form within the structure/picture the band is trying to display. This person has either very poor perception, disabled in some way, or just lazy.

Guy 1: "Dude, the flower in our last formation looked like a giant dick on field..."
Guy 2: "It was that dumb clarinet bitch..."
Guy 1: *Facepalm* *sigh* "Band cancer, right there...."

by Wolfgang7990 December 13, 2010

the cancer that is killing /b/

The epitome of everything that is wrong on 4chan's /b/ nowadays. A purulent mixture of forced memes, unfunny copypasta, srs discussions, newfags, butthurt oldfags and general faggotry.

The only answer is the chemo, starting with a facepalm

ahah U LAFF U LOSE!!!1!!1

OMG LONGCAT EPIC WIN!!11

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

WHEN I WAS

Newfag: OMG that is so sick! U need to go to hell for that, you make baby jesus sad :'(

Oldfag: This, guys, is the cancer that is killing /b/

by Alogy May 7, 2008

Cancer Man

On the TV show "The X-Files," Fox Mulder's cigarette-smoking, shadowy, primary nemesis throughout the show's run from 1993 - 2002.

Whenever he appeared he was always either smoking, lighting up, rudely blowing smoke in someone's face, or putting out one of his trademark "Morley" cigarettes.

He may have headed up Federal agencies such as the FBI, CIA, and NSA, and he was apparently responsible for the abduction of Mulder's sister and was potentially their actual biological father. He also apparently had some role in almost every government conspiracy/coverup dating back at least as far as the 1947 Roswell, NM extraterrestrial incident.

His real name was finally revealed to be "C.G.B. Spender" in the 6th season of the show.

Mulder: "Tell me where they've taken Scully, you black-lunged son-of-a-bitch!"

Cancer Man (while lighting a Morley and walking away): "All in good time... Mulder."

by dookeyboy December 21, 2010