the most lovely and wonderfully beautiful girl in the entire universe whom a young boy named phillip loves with every piece of his little heart and is determined to make his wife one day. the very universe was created by God himself so that phillip might find cayce and love and worship her for every day for the rest of his life. all existance abides so that her inexplicably remarkable beauty might be adored by phillip. she is infinitely lovely.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!