captin halitosis

Someone who has cronic death breath, sometimes uses it as a weapon. Captin halitosis is small and smells a lot.

theres a kid in my school called luke roberts and he likes to play with kitties, he has the most pungent smell emitting from his mouth.
so we all call him captin halitosis

by peedy dogg March 27, 2009

Captian

Pertaining to one who is supreme. The name of a person who exceeds in every aspect of life. An amazing human being. A Captian.

Anyone who is known as amazing, awesome, stellar, or freakin sweet.

"Steve is a Captian because he is better then me at everything."

by steve faceman May 18, 2006

the captian

captain morgan woooo

i had a party with the captain

by elmo March 6, 2004

Alex Caputo

A resto shaman on the Jaedenar realm of World of Warcraft.

Hey did you see that shammy? He heals like an Alex Caputo.

by Spruce M. Bruce April 21, 2009

captian planet

A freak with green hair and is a bitch to all the kids with the rings. He also probably has STDS and gave them to everyone that's why the show is no longer on tv.

Captian Planets powers are:
Earth= That's when he is taking a shit and it is HUGE
Fire= When he lites his farts
Wind= When he farts really hard and almost shits his pants
Water= When he is taking a leak or when the toilet over flows
Heart= when He plays hide his sausage with the kids

by keebles December 28, 2005

Caution Hazardous

The only term to effectively express the amount of intensity and stress to cancel a haircut appointment due to uncontrollable vomiting.

"Did you hear about William, he has been caution hazardous since we fired him"

by kute_Azn_boi September 13, 2009

captin cubical

When you do a shit so long it touches the water before it leaves your ass hole

my mate did a captin cubical in amsterdam

by palzeaird May 17, 2011