Candy Cane

A geriatric sexpot

im lowkey a necrophiliac, but that's sorta illegal. so i just unleash my sexuality on candy canes.

by mrmurphy69 December 3, 2020

Candy Cane

A geriatric sexpot.

I'm into necrophilia, but it's sorta illegal. So I unleash my sexuality on candy canes.

by mrmurphy69 December 3, 2020

bloody candy cane

When you fuck a chick on her period and cum inside her then pull it out and make her suck it

Last night I fucked Tami while she was bleeding then after I finished in her I pulled out and made that bitch suck the bloody candy cane clean

by Daddybadtouch February 25, 2017

candylanded

the peak of an epic high when you start seeing some real psychedelic stuff like talking dolphins, dragons and flying squirrels. This is when everything gets turned around colorwise and you start seeing a green sky and blue grass

Jim: Dude did you see Dick? He's just on his back on the ground talking about green skies and talking dolphins.
Harry: Yeah man he took some pills and now he's been candylanded

by quikwittacamw July 11, 2011

candyboner

When you eat something sweet and it tastes so good your aroused

'just drank a Oreo milkshake #candyboner'
'omg those skittles gave me and candyboner'

by thecockmeister May 4, 2015

cannycakes

A girl who spends most of time playing video games

Shes so good because shes a cannycakes

by Flogvlogsaids February 5, 2017

candycat_cos

has a really good tiktok profile picture which is super softcore and i love it! has really good makeup and is hella skilled at it 😎

candycat_cos: “go check out my new makeup!”
person one: “HELL YES!”
person two: “your among us one is so good oh my!!!”

by huen1ngkai December 22, 2020