Cactus Juice

1) The juice of a cactus that is quenching.

2) It will cause hallucinations.

1) TRY CACTUS JUICE, IT'LL QUENCH YA.

NOTHINGS QUENCHIER.

IT'S THE QUENCHIEST.

2) GIANT MUSHROOM.... I WONDER IF IT'S FRIENDLY?

by daviscd December 16, 2009

cactus sack

After a man has shaved his sack and it begins to grow back producing stubble resembling the prickly bits of a cactus.

Aww dude I've got some gnarly cactus sack going on down South, i can barley sit still.

by Dyingfetus September 15, 2009

Cackin the squirrel

to masterbate in the most pleasureable way while making squirrel like noises. usually to continue wackin your pudd even after one has cummed

Bobby Gamache and Christian Parra started cackin the squirrel back to back in the back of a mini van.

by frank josiah April 9, 2010

Cactass

The name of a mans ass when he is inbetween shaving and his ass is prickly hence cact-like.

"So how hairy is he?"

"Lets just say if he stopped shaving he'd have a cactass"

:O

by Sotamaster November 23, 2010

Cactus Bang

Sexual act where the female places a cell phone in or on her vagina (set to Vibrate) and five or more people call her repeatedly.

We called your brains out last night! I love a true Cactus Bang.

by Jingo99 March 18, 2013

cactus intercourse

when your genitals are itchy so u find the closest pointed object to try to discreetly solve your problem.

person 1: Ahh my balls are so itchy
person 2: heres a pencil have some cactus intercourse

by deathgasmpentagramorgasm August 22, 2016

Cactus licker

Someone who does thing that can obously get him in trouble.

Wilson been such a cactus licker lately. Have u seen the thugs he was rolling with? Someone should tell him something before he gets into serious trouble.

by Blue01 March 11, 2017