curtain skirt

When a girls skirt is really short and you can see her vagina or "curtains."

Hey, check her out, she's wearing a curtain skirt!

by JackGeorge March 5, 2008

TP Curtain

A long strip of toilet paper covering the opening between stall wall and bathroom top to bottom so that anyone walking by cannot peak in.

John installed a TP curtain so he could read the newspaper in the bathroom stall.

by 6fa6e8dd24a387 May 28, 2008

Booty curtain

A piece of clothing to cover a woman's ass.

Damn girl! You took that sweater off and covered your ass to make a booty curtain!

by TeeDizzle January 20, 2011

curtain floss

the act of wiping yer ass on the curtains of a motel after receiving horrible service there.

Use the curtain floss at the super 8 in colombus ohio when they change their rates after "BOB" the towel head told us one rate and charged us another.

by jeremy smith January 11, 2006

curtain bandit

A guy who, after participating in sexual intercourse with another, and discretly walks over to the curtain and cleans the slime off of his dick, then leaves never to return.

Sally, watch out for that Brooks, I never knew he was a curtain bandit, until I found the mess he left on my bedroom curtains.

by Kevin Vandam July 1, 2007

meat curtains

long flappy labia lips

bitch wrap your meat curtains around my dick

by moe March 22, 2004

ass curtains

Ass curtains refers to when an asshole is so worn out from over use as in anal penetration ass curtains develop like roast beef curtains for vaginas.

I backdoor bang my girlfriend so much she has flapping ass curtains.

by Haywood J July 18, 2006