Dylan: Dude this couch glue has me so stuck to the couch right now, I'm gonna have to call in sick for work cause there is no way I'm getting up.
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by RKeller1 April 28, 2006
Get the couch hockey mug.A person who comes to your house just to watch tv. She or he will hide the remote to where you can't find it. Theay will also eat all of your food.
by Mime-X_x August 13, 2007
Get the couch cow mug.When one sits at the end of couch so you can't lay down and fully extend your legs, just as your about to extend your legs and lie down. (Inspired by "cock block")
by ricksie July 29, 2012
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by Mr sauve October 5, 2016
Get the couch dragon mug.A school full of fake people with even more fake friends that only care about themselves and “get hurt” for attention
“This girl says she broke her ankle” “I saw her dancing on it on her Snapchat. She must be from couch middle school”
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