Couch Glue

Very potent, and sticky, marijuana that causes you to become glued to the couch.

Dylan: Dude this couch glue has me so stuck to the couch right now, I'm gonna have to call in sick for work cause there is no way I'm getting up.

by KronicKing420 September 4, 2011

Couch Burning

State pastime of West Virginia residents when West Virginia University sport teams win major games.

Man, did you see all the couch burning after WVU stomped Clemson 70-33 in the Orange Bowl?

by couchburner January 6, 2012

couch hockey

Teenage kissing, petting or intercourse on his/her parents couch.

Brad and Angelina were caught playing couch hockey.

by RKeller1 April 28, 2006

couch cow

A person who comes to your house just to watch tv. She or he will hide the remote to where you can't find it. Theay will also eat all of your food.

My cousion Patience is a couch cow

by Mime-X_x August 13, 2007

couch block

When one sits at the end of couch so you can't lay down and fully extend your legs, just as your about to extend your legs and lie down. (Inspired by "cock block")

I was just about to lay down on the couch and my wife totally couch blocked me!!!

by ricksie July 29, 2012

couch dragon

A mean bitch that just sits on the couch all day smoking. And bitching about something she makes no effort in changing

Man that new girlfriend is. A dam couch dragon she's getting expensive.

by Mr sauve October 5, 2016

couch middle school

A school full of fake people with even more fake friends that only care about themselves and “get hurt” for attention

“This girl says she broke her ankle” “I saw her dancing on it on her Snapchat. She must be from couch middle school”

by xxdonewithitxx November 30, 2017