Simon Birch

1. A movie that midgets often masturbate to.

2. (verb) "to birch", The act of standing on one's knees to perform a reach-around while pretending to be a crippled midget.

Example:

Bro 1: "My knees hurt."

Bro 2: "Why bro?"

Bro 1: "Because I simon birched your mom last night!"

Bro 2: "Whoa, proper Van Dammage dude."

Bro 3: "My knees hurt too."

by Wilma333 May 2, 2010

Mia Birchall

Mia Birchall is a beautiful girl and has a great personality. She is smart, wonderful, cheerful and overall amazing. If you ever happen to be so lucky to meet a Mia Birchall, keep her, Marry her, date her just do whatever you have to do to keep her there with you. Make sure you’re on her level or above before giving in yourself and decency of asking her out on a date otherwise you will not only cause pain for Mia, but also for yourself. She finds it hard to say no one who is humble and sweet so if you desperately need her, and please be just that.

“Oh woah! Mia Birchall really is a beautiful girl!”

by Iliketodrinkorangejuice December 17, 2018

Emilee Birchmeier

Emilee is the most amazing and beautiful person that you will ever meet. She is basically a goddess and she will make you the happiest person in existence. She always manages to make you laugh even when times are tough. She is the sunshine in the darkest of midnights and she makes life worth living.

Emilee Birchmeier is so cute

by Yesindeedthatisme January 17, 2019

luke birch

An iconic British legend

Chantell: gets her wig whisked up
Luke Birch: stop snatching wigs Chantell
School nurse: don’t worry guys all she needs is a blue paper towel

by Jdjsnskznsks June 30, 2019

Stine Birch Mortensen

Is a teacher at Bavnehøj school and is teaching 7.v English, Danish, History and French.

She i secretly in family with Napoleon Bonaparte

Stine walks in class late
Stine: I was watching the small children and one of the bled so much
Student: not again Stine Birch Mortensen

by Anonymos hacker Bitch October 30, 2019

Birchfever

The coolest thing on God's green earth.

Originated from Xanga.

Mom: "No Birchfever until you finish your dinner."

Jimmy: "Aww shucks ma'."

by Shane "Roadhouse" Koch May 10, 2005

borscht queen

Homosexual man attracted only to eastern European men.

I tried talking to that guy at the bar, but he told me he was only into Russian guys....damn borscht queen.

by sordid October 21, 2007