luke birch

An iconic British legend

Chantell: gets her wig whisked up
Luke Birch: stop snatching wigs Chantell
School nurse: don’t worry guys all she needs is a blue paper towel

by Jdjsnskznsks June 30, 2019

dereks coffee

An amazing coffee chain started by Dereks Gerard

Starbucks is the rival to Dereks Coffee

by Jdjsnskznsks July 11, 2019

Brymore

A sexist school which is run by a pedo

Luke: He Jimmy, shall we send our daughter . . Daphne to Brymore

Jimmy: No, Brymore is run by a sexist cunt and . and all the boys shag each other for a fun . time. Also Daphne is a lesbian and the . teacher will not accept her.

by Jdjsnskznsks June 30, 2019