jane blaster

a stain on your shirt that looks like jizz but really its not

guy 1 - "tim mullins has jane blaster on his face!"

guy 2 - "thats not jane blaster...."

by ghetto candy June 11, 2006

tokyo sand blaster

the best sex act to ever be squeezed from the mind grapes of coco.

Mr. Falcon always gives her at least one Tokyo sand blaster.

by Team Coco November 12, 2010

Gravy Blaster

Gravy Blaster is most commonly used to refer to one's asshole, anus, rectum, sphincter, brown round, brown eye, red eye, juicy brown, turd cutter, poop chute, mud room, cable dropper.

Howard suffered the most horrific cast of the squirts that he had ever encountered after eating what turned out to be tainted fish. After three hours back and forth on the toilet, his Gravy Blaster was sore to the touch and he had to apply some Tucks Medicated Pads.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014

basterd

When someone is too stupid to spell bastard, basterd is often the result.

Moron: STFU U DUM BASTERD!!!!!1111
Normal person: Try not typing like an idiot for once in your life.

by Anonymous July 27, 2003

getto blaster

Another name for a boom box/ sterio
usually consider to be a low grade boob box/sterio
from a good friend alex hudd's mother

Bitch pump up the getto blaster!!!!!
Son turn down that getto blaster, and clean your room

by MATT BAKER April 21, 2005

Millennium Falcon Blasters

When you put 2 fingers in her vagina and 2 fingers in her asshole. Then in a alternating thrusting action like the blasters of the Millennium Falcon from Star Wars, you make laser blaster sounds as well. You can also quote Star Wars while in the sexual act, like:
"Don't get cocky kid!"
"They're coming too fast!"

I was doing the the
Millennium Falcon Blasters on my girl last night and she screamed like a Tie Fighter!

by D.Star January 17, 2009

Master Blaster

To be well versed in the art of finger banging. Finger fucking, if you will.

Christina: Wow Bean, you are really great at fingering.
Bean: Turn around and let me put it in your butt. They call me the master blaster in certain circles.

by P.J. Hutch October 26, 2009