Bernard

The nigga with a big dick and that could get could get any girl he choses. The nigga dats super big in height and gets very angry if you mess with him. A nigga that can take a girl out on a date and pays for the bill. If you know this nigga probably one of your most meanest and funniest most lit athletic and smart human being you could have ever seen. A nigga that smokes weed with nobody cuz soneone always fucks up the rotation and sip lean just for the effects . Really that all i can says about the Bernard's.

Bro that nigga Bernard is the beast homie

by PurpleFlame June 18, 2018

Fat Bernardo

to masturbate; to rub your penis until orgasm.

Steve's date canceled on him so he decided to spend an intimate evening with Fat Bernardo.

by hammertime05 October 21, 2010

Bernie Pal

Any person who has spent any time at a certain girl's camp in sundridge who spends most of her time eating cheese, trading silly bands (no matter what age the camper may be), trying to guess what the next meal might be and complaining about the weather, and are confused about things such as running water, mild showers, technology and boys. Hence why they obsess over maintenance and kitchen staff.

Girl #1: It's too hot and sunny out today! I don't want to be outside!
Girl #2: You're such a Bernie Pal.

Girl #1: OMG. I just had a Bernie Pal moment. That guy on the tractor is so good looking.

Girl #1: What's electricity?

by EponineTheOdd August 18, 2010

Bernie Lomax

In "Weekend at Bernie's" the lead character Bernie Lomax dies. For some reason his body moves when music is played. So when a friend passes out at a bar and reawakens during loud music and starts drunk dancing it is the Bernie Lomax.

Derock drank 4 gin and tonics in 30 minutes and passes out. Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" comes on he gets up and starts rockin' out. He just pulled a Bernie Lomax.

by Ed and Derek March 30, 2006

Bernied

Drunk This word derives from the act of being so drunk that you are incapacitated to the point that you are helpless and need assistance from friends in order to move.

The movie Weekend at Bernie's is the prime example of this word. Althogh Bernie Lomax was dead he was still livin it up. He even plugged some broad when he was "Bernied." His action is a perfect example of what does/could/sometimes happen when severely intoxicated

by Richard Ponce December 30, 2004

Bernie

Slang for cocaine. Mainly used as code to determine if cocaine will be present at specified future event. Also known to be substituted with 'Joe'.

"Yo, that party you're going to throw tonight? Is Bernie going to be there?"

"Yeah man, Bernie will definitely be there tonight."

by nasendusch July 6, 2008

Ben Bernanke

The Chairman of the United States Federal Reserve. He holds the power to conduct monetary policy such as open market operations and adjusting the prime interest rates. His actions have been questionable since the inception of his term.

Ben Bernanke caused the Dow Jones to drop 350 points in one day simply be m aking a comment about the market.

by Cballznhoney April 30, 2008