birmingham trap

Provoking an innocent pedestrian by picking a fight, then running off to the nearest alley where all your friends are waiting, resulting in the pedestrian getting beat up

"Did you hear Johnny got birmingham trapped by the grannies at the fish and chips-vendor?"

by ssmithandwessy September 11, 2017

Birmingham

A town full of imbeciles. Home to the disgusting ‘brummie’ accent which sounds like shite. Anyone that lives in Birmingham is a downie.

‘Don’t go near that trollop, he’s from Birmingham’

by gary190ccfc September 27, 2017

Birmingham trap

Where one provokes or lures another person into a dark alleyway, whereupon the provoked is beaten up by friends of the provoker.

Damn, Ollie got birmingham trapped by the local grannies last Thursday!

by llemar123 October 19, 2017

Birmingham Battering Ram

The act of doing someone so hard from behind that their head is pushed through the headboard of the bed or the drywall if their is no headboard

Dude I gave my ex the Birmingham Battering Ram last night. She was so pissed

by Jeffro lineguy May 8, 2018

birmingham egg

Meal consisting of 5 scotch eggs cut in half and covered in masala sauce, served with a naan bread and/or chips (fries). Popularised by the b3ta newsletter in 2005, where it briefly became a viral meme.

Probably no longer possible to buy at your local chippy, but with only two ingredients it's easy to make at home.

"Hungry enough for a curry?"
"Nah, mate; just gimme a birmingham egg and let's bounce."

by Scatman Dan April 13, 2018

Birmingham

literally if you wanna go to birmingham just go to the local tip

eg.

"where do you come from"
"birmingham"
"oh god stay the fuck away from me"

by forehead69420 May 27, 2019

birmingham blush

When you’re having a very intense conversation with your boss and he/she takes the opportunity to burp and blow the air into your mouth.... and you taste his dominoes pizza.

Kurt was telling me how I messed up a rental and Birmingham blushed me.

by Jake From Enterprise January 21, 2020