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Blumpkin

A pet name for when you are your significant other are so close, in love, and inseparable which maintaining a best friendship as well. The ultimate level of a forever relationship. Can also be shortened to "blumpy."
Gee, I love you so much blumpkin.

Right back atcha, blumpy.
by Blumpy and blumpskin October 2, 2022
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I went to poop and accidentally still had the lid down and I blumpkined.
by Kit Cable December 18, 2023
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A sexual act in which someone is given oral sex while sitting on a toilet, usually whilst they are using said toilet.
"You were in the bathroom for like 20 minutes, you good?"
"I'm doing great! Stella just gave me a blumpkin!"
by IkeaSquid July 4, 2024
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Blum pumpkins with blue hues
i went to the pumpkin patch and found a blumpkin for only $10. I had to buy it.
by joliketurtle August 7, 2024
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The process of cleaning out your urinary tract.
by No.3 March 26, 2024
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the act of giving someone a "blumpkin" refers to squatting on their chest and defecating while they suck u off.
by LiveLaughGoon March 28, 2024
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Blumpkin

A blue pumpkin, or a pumpkin that has a blue shade in its Rhine.
Check out that blumpkin!
Chuck had a blumpkin in his garden today!
by NergBetworks April 21, 2024
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