Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone)

An individual of extremely little intelligence, and of contrasting aggression. The individual, if male must be small and be within posession of a squeaky voice and have an ego of that of a huge 20 year old body-builder when in reality the owner of the aforesaid ego is as skinny as a twig. Uses highly offensive insults such as 'Ya mam!' or 'skag 'ead', has a distinct ability to pronounce H's or T's, most prominent on the words 'skag 'ead' and 'gutted' respectively. Not a single townie will have a realistic view of themselves and will perceive themselves to be genuine figures of inspiration in 'ardness' and that no-one will dare 'mess wit dem' for fear of being 'shitted up'. A townie's music taste will consist of anything with a repetitive beat and a minimum of vocals hence: "Push me, and then just touch me, so I can get my, satisfaction" from a townies perspective, the less complex and content of lyrics the better, in order to make it more digestable. Dress sense includes a backwards cap, tracksuit bottom, stud or small hoop in one or both ears, tracksuit bottoms (cheap) and hair style must be in perfectly formed 'french crop', vanity is an important aspect in being a townie.

Townie No. 1: 'Ere ya skag'ead, I wanna see dem needlemarks in ya arms ya skag'ead.
Townie No. 2: Yeah, you iz such a skag'ead Phat Rush, you iz wew phat.
Townie No. 3: Phat beats on Fursday!

by The Right Honourable Dr. Sir Alexander Thomas Morgan Morris III December 14, 2003

Alone

1: A feeling you get when nobodys around.
2: Something every person will experience.
3: Not having anybody.
4: Something you want to be, or are.

I like being alone on a friday night. I like riding the buss home alone, or walk home alone. Only me and my music.
I like reading a good book, only me and myself. I like being in a silence room, I like silence.

I like to think, I like to set my mind free.
I'd rather travel alone far away, or staying home with people around me.
I'll go to school, only to learn, and not to socialise.

I like staying up the whole night, because its the only time I can completly be alone.

I like being alone, but I dont like being lonely.
I guess I've been alone for enough time for the bad thoughts to take over.

by amxndx November 26, 2013

alone

How I am going to die.

yeah I know I am a loser

by nellaws September 24, 2003

Antoneta

A beautiful girl whop always laugh. She is very nice and kind to others and always help

someone: help!
Someone else: ask Antoneta

by Sara53 April 24, 2021

leave me alone

a rude way of telling people to give you some space and to not bother.

jake came up to liz and started talking to her when she was in a bad mood and she told him, "shut up dick leave me alone!"

by the most coolest ever December 9, 2008

Aloner

The status you gain in response to extreme harassment and backstabbing. This may most likely include, but is not limited to. People who were once your friends calling you every name in the book for no applicable reason. ie "Failure" "Ugly" "Retard" Call your 100% real leather jacket fake. Treat you like dirt and say they were just kidding. You tell them to stop and they get upset. Then, when you finally decide to do something about it you end up the bad - guy and your pretty much removed from the group because nobody wants you there anymore.

Those Sons of bitches i wasted my life befriending stabbed me in the back so now I'm an Aloner.

by The True Anti-Hero November 2, 2009

alone

a disorder marked by habitual masturbation where the only fluid leaving your body is tears

Since that bitch left me I've been so alone.

by Lester S. Darfwat an' Steinwell March 21, 2003