Astro monkey

Shot out bigger

That fucking Astro monkey.

by Liv3vil69 February 2, 2021

Sir Astro

A person who is the most alpha in Chromosome Factory

1. Sir Astro is so cute

2. Sir Astro is so smart
3. You are definitely an alpha male Sir Astro

by carnivorekoala December 18, 2018

astro novalite

a really fucking gay character from dandys world

person one: ever heard of astro novalite

person 2: yeah hes such a twink

by literally vee :3 March 2, 2025

Astro

Verb, to take something that isn't yours and lie about it

Listerine, a well known leaker, was doing an Astro before it was invented

by Connizle August 1, 2024

Dirty Astro

When you get in =to 3 sets of a threesome. So like... a ninesome.

Person #1: Hey, are you alright? You look tired
Person #2: Yeah, me and my mates did a Dirty Astro last night. So many things inserted into one hole, ya know?
Person# 1: Why are we friends.

by idontkincartman January 16, 2022

Astro Butt

When you have a case of a sweaty itchy chaffing bottom that is out of this world.

Its 100 degrees out and im wearing wool pants, dude ive got a sick case of astro butt.

by derpppp9999 July 1, 2011

Houston Astros

You notice that teams that haven't been losing against the Yankees much that year get investigated, but when was the last time anybody investigated the Yankees? LA is the same way, other teams either go along with the LA teams program or theres an investigation.

The Houston Astros and the Red Sox, teams that had been giving the Yankees trouble in the past few years are the teams that got investigated it turns out, which seems to be what happens when the Yankees don't win a title that year. The same time winning every year isnt interesting, some people root for the team that's going to keep a season interesting over impressive stats and a winning record. Some people root for the team that never wins because they're everything the Yankees are not, that doesnt mean they're okay with their team losing.

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020