Assfat

The fat, on an ass. Often, used as an insult, to replace fatass.

You've got assfat!
Jennifer: Stop it, assfat!
Tony: I'm not that fat, am I? :(

by Abbriele August 24, 2007

assfingers

Coined in the late 90s, this term capably describes the best person in the universe.

assfingers is great and andamaroo is not.

by assFACE November 15, 2004

assfish

Used by Hammyrabi and friends as a general exclamation or greeting. It can generally mean anything from insulting, complimenting, meditative, or angry. It is a reference to another world in which such creatures (part ass and fish) could very well exist, i.e. the assfish challenges us to think about our surroundings and what we do.

1. Jimothy: Hey man, what be goin' on.

Hammyrabi: Assfish, my brother. Assfish.

2. The car's not starting.

Assfish!!!!

by Rev. Hammyrabi Funktastical June 21, 2009

assfail

when you try to take a crap, but it wont come out, and you make odd noises that scare everyone around you.

Billy had an assfail right before his history test. Poor kid.

by van ultima January 30, 2005

Assfidence

A woman with both great admiration for her booty's appearance and an eagerness to put it on display.

Janet wears only the tightest jeans; that girl's got assfidence.

by Jogglers March 25, 2009

asiff

Most handsome guy or boy in the world.Always kind to others,Very friendly to other,Girls easily attract to him like a giant magnet.

Last night we are asiff in the club

by Your Grandddaaaddd December 29, 2017

assification

the misuse by UCLA professors of the term "acidification" during academic lectures on concerning the pH of ocean water.

the gradual increase in obtaining ass

oceans continue to assify

increased assification in the oceans

by Thailand sustainable wildcard July 13, 2009