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Artemis Syndrome

Benign Artemis Syndrome: An mild occurrence in the first few months of being in the Artemis Faculty, where slight disappointment and resentment are present as common symptoms and the subject retains much of his "eyesight". Complete recovery possible by lucking into a "plentiful" CCA.

Malignant Artemis Syndrome: Subject experiences regret and envy, this stage is indicated by a markedly quick rate of deterioration in "eyesight". Sociologists recommend social rehabilitation, preferably in other countries of ample opportunity, sustenance through "porno mags" is inadvisable and may result in worsening emotions at the trade-off of keeping "eyesight" healthy.

Final Stage Artemis Syndrome: Subject accepts the "Artemis Faculty" and embraces what may become his death. Others may take the easy way out and commit suicide. There is no known cure for Final Stage AS.
Hey man, I heard Jim went to Sweden to pursue his studies, lucky bastard eh ? I heard the chicks there are really hot !

No way dude! he was diagnosed with Malignant Artemis Syndrome and is going there for emergency treatment !!
by theArtemician September 4, 2010
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Armed Exhibition

Armed Exhibition is rifle drill which goes beyond the standard manual of arms. It is typicaly spinning and other manipulations of a rifle, anywhere from 8-11 pounds. The military and JROTC are the groups most commonly attributed with this art, however their are also civillian Armed Exhibition teams such as New Guard America. Armed Exhibition is a sport which requires extreme concentation and strength. Commonly abbreviated as "Armed Ex" or just "Ex".
John: Hey what are you doing after school today?
Harry: Oh I'm practicing Armed Exhibition.
John: Oh word.
by CJSpinner July 26, 2009
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Armed Assault

Armed Assault is realistic military game that's enhanced by the TKC Community.
A real convo on an Armed Assault multiplayer server
Player1: I think TKC is on this server.
Player2: Cool, I got super weapons!
by TKCWesker October 2, 2007
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stiff armed

To be denied by a member of the opposite sex during the process of macking.
Damn, Pete just got stiff armed by that death star... how embarrassing for him.

OR

Good thing Pete got stiff armed by that chick, because she's actually a dude. Pete, why are you upset about it?
by Total Penetration June 21, 2005
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half-arsed

Adjective:

of thing, person, or effort made:
Deficient in quality, strength, or motivation.
A: "You're half-arsed"
B: "No, You're just too anal"
by J13X December 28, 2006
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wet-arsed

An insulting term a mature man might use to humiliate a teenager. It implies he is prematurely out of nappies and hence has a wet arse.
Don't annoy me, you wet-arsed little prick!
by F. J. December 12, 2008
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ArteBots

Probably the best runescape cheating franchise in the world. Owned by Artemis, who's fucking boss. If he ever made his own client, RSBuddy's traffic would sunk because everyone would leave with him to the Artebots forums.
Person A: "bro I was running an artebot last night and I totally got a 12 hour proggie"

Person B: "noshit man, Artemis is a boss"

Person C : "shut up lol he's not even that good"

A + B : "shut up leecher. ArteBots is raw"
by artebotter9001 September 25, 2011
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