that dank shit from walmart

A bright neon ball that you'd find in the middle of a vegetable section in Walmart.

Yo man, I got that dank shit from Walmart, wanna go to the pitch tonight?

by Pixelasia December 16, 2018

Cork yo’ good shit

Put away your drugs/alcohol.

Guy 1: OH SHIT SAM! It’s your mom! Better cork yo’ good shit before she sees you smoking that joint!
Guy 2: OH FUUUUCKKKK OKAY

by bootyhoe_76 August 7, 2018

Shit out your brains

Something you just did when you did or said something really, really, really stupid.

"Americans are all obese"
"You just shit out your brains, didn't you?"
"No they all are"
"You definitely just shit out your brains."

by PI55 September 20, 2018

shit-ass fuck stick

slang for wieners in prison

The warden was very displeased that the convicts were not keeping their shit-ass fuck sticks clean and infections were a crisis

by von groovy September 14, 2019

Shit bomb/Molotov cocktail

The act of shitting in a bag (optional add cum) and lighting on fire creating a “shit Molotov cocktail” and throwing it towards someone house.

Damn it’s a Shit bomb/molotov cocktail we better get ready to eat yum yum

by 42dicksinabag August 17, 2019

please don't shit the time

you must be really fucking rude if you shite the time. the time is blissful. shit it and you will be CURSED, BY THE POWER OF MAGIC! AND FRIENDSHIP!

fuck: please don't shit the time. it's very rude.

by animatedHumorist December 20, 2017

Well I’ll Be Shit and Dabbled in it

Southern Origin. Something you may hear Old Folks say when something doesn’t go right. It is comparing your actions and the situation to playing with your own feces, because they are both unproductive.

Granny: We have to go straight!
Me: Yeah, but this lane is turning only! We have to turn!
Granny: Well I’ll be shit and dabbled in it!

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020