by The smoosh docta March 27, 2009
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It's time to drive smoothie king out of business... like they did in the old days... takin' it to the streets!
by Bobs Johnson July 22, 2004
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n. A vaginal dingleberry, a camel toe crap cap, a ninjaboot shit-crown if you will, a pussy poop garnish, a furry feces foe. As a medical term; when a particle of human feces rests in the labia.
Also refered to as a master or sensei. When a sensei leaves the "dojo" to battle the boot.
Also refered to as a master or sensei. When a sensei leaves the "dojo" to battle the boot.
by abbc September 14, 2006
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- "That guy/girl" who is mildly addicted to cigarettes but hangs out with other smokers enough that he/she never buys a pack of his/her own while successfully and consistently bumming one (successful until the fine line is reached).
- The pothead who never buys a sack of his/her own (out of pure frugality) because his/her friends are all happy-go-lucky potheads who don't give a damn about sharing so he/she constantly gets high for free (almost always successful).
Unless the friend/friends are altruistically generous, it is only a matter of time until the friend/friends snap(s) and cusses the smooch out for being a frugal jew.
(Note: the smooch is never successful when the smoking material is either meth, crack, or heroin).
- "That guy/girl" who is mildly addicted to cigarettes but hangs out with other smokers enough that he/she never buys a pack of his/her own while successfully and consistently bumming one (successful until the fine line is reached).
- The pothead who never buys a sack of his/her own (out of pure frugality) because his/her friends are all happy-go-lucky potheads who don't give a damn about sharing so he/she constantly gets high for free (almost always successful).
Unless the friend/friends are altruistically generous, it is only a matter of time until the friend/friends snap(s) and cusses the smooch out for being a frugal jew.
(Note: the smooch is never successful when the smoking material is either meth, crack, or heroin).
"Yo buddy can I bum a smoke?"
"...fine."
*two days later*
"Hey man can I get another cig? Or two? Or three?"
"Dude. It's like six dollars a pack you fucking smooch."
"Uh guys; since I don't have any chronic of my own..."
"Surreee man, we'll smoke you down! We're real chill about that kind of stuff. I mean, life is about giving and loving, you know?"
"...fine."
*two days later*
"Hey man can I get another cig? Or two? Or three?"
"Dude. It's like six dollars a pack you fucking smooch."
"Uh guys; since I don't have any chronic of my own..."
"Surreee man, we'll smoke you down! We're real chill about that kind of stuff. I mean, life is about giving and loving, you know?"
by AnnArbor4life September 16, 2009
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Some infamous quotes.
"Turnip" - Smoothound
"I'm sure that will T-Cut out" - Smoothound (with regards to a write-off)
"Badger, Badger, Badger" - Smoothound (somewhere near Gaydon)
"Turnip" - Smoothound
"I'm sure that will T-Cut out" - Smoothound (with regards to a write-off)
"Badger, Badger, Badger" - Smoothound (somewhere near Gaydon)
by Richard Griffiths May 6, 2005
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Get the Smoothicide mug."I was photoshopping the other day, and my buddy told me to use the smoothener. I instantly called him an idiot, and proceeded to write this definition.
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