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smoosh

Jeanny gave me a nice smoosh last night man!
by The smoosh docta March 27, 2009
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Smoothie King

Place that sells you a five dollar cup of water, then outright refuses to make you a proper smoothie claiming it was made properly the first time.
It's time to drive smoothie king out of business... like they did in the old days... takin' it to the streets!
by Bobs Johnson July 22, 2004
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smoot

n. A vaginal dingleberry, a camel toe crap cap, a ninjaboot shit-crown if you will, a pussy poop garnish, a furry feces foe. As a medical term; when a particle of human feces rests in the labia.

Also refered to as a master or sensei. When a sensei leaves the "dojo" to battle the boot.
Man, that bitch must wipe from back to front because I have a smoot stuck in my teeth
by abbc September 14, 2006
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Smooch

The (smoker) mooch.

- "That guy/girl" who is mildly addicted to cigarettes but hangs out with other smokers enough that he/she never buys a pack of his/her own while successfully and consistently bumming one (successful until the fine line is reached).

- The pothead who never buys a sack of his/her own (out of pure frugality) because his/her friends are all happy-go-lucky potheads who don't give a damn about sharing so he/she constantly gets high for free (almost always successful).

Unless the friend/friends are altruistically generous, it is only a matter of time until the friend/friends snap(s) and cusses the smooch out for being a frugal jew.

(Note: the smooch is never successful when the smoking material is either meth, crack, or heroin).
"Yo buddy can I bum a smoke?"
"...fine."

*two days later*

"Hey man can I get another cig? Or two? Or three?"
"Dude. It's like six dollars a pack you fucking smooch."

"Uh guys; since I don't have any chronic of my own..."
"Surreee man, we'll smoke you down! We're real chill about that kind of stuff. I mean, life is about giving and loving, you know?"
by AnnArbor4life September 16, 2009
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smoothound

A forum whore who is "King of All Things Wrong" and often off-topic. Known to sometimes dance like a badger when exposed to alcohol. Occasionally contributes usefull posts to the forum.
Some infamous quotes.
"Turnip" - Smoothound
"I'm sure that will T-Cut out" - Smoothound (with regards to a write-off)
"Badger, Badger, Badger" - Smoothound (somewhere near Gaydon)
by Richard Griffiths May 6, 2005
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Smoothicide

The act committed when an artist ages and loses one's "edge" or sense of cool.
Sting committed smoothicide when he went solo.
by Norman Schlenkmanhopfer April 12, 2008
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smoothener

Another word for the Erase tool in Photoshop. If you're a retard that doesn't have knowledge.
"I was photoshopping the other day, and my buddy told me to use the smoothener. I instantly called him an idiot, and proceeded to write this definition.
by CamMartians January 19, 2016
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