rats ass

its a lack of caring

i don't give a rats ass about the customers at walmart

by Dairy Queen August 26, 2005

Hauling Ass

Moving at a highly high speed.

"Ass, we're hauling ass." - Rat Race

by Highly Evolved May 27, 2006

ass out

to be out of luck; left without something.

if you get to the dinner table five minutes late, you will be ass out. those kids are hungry!

by mala May 17, 2004

ass nazi

A small goblin-like animal with a Hitler mustache that resides inside a person's ass. At night, ass nazis leave their dwellings and venture outside to steal your underpants. See also: "Underpants Gnomes".

Person 1: "My ass itches."

Person 2: "Maybe you have ass nazis."

Person 1: "Yeah, I guess I'll have to eat some baked beans to flush 'em outta there."

Person 2: "Good idea."

by Mick O'Neill November 13, 2006

ass o'clock

An unreasonably early hour.

I gotta get up at ass o'clock every day for the next month. I hate my job.

by LudwigVan October 1, 2004

tapped that ass

To have, in the past, had sexual intercourse with a particular female.

manwhore001: Did you really ever get some from Levi's mom?
manwhore002: Yeah, I tapped that ass last night.

by Dr4T7 February 16, 2006

Sewer Ass

A serious condition in which the expulsions from your ass smell like sewer gas. This condition commonly occurs after eating ethnic foods, especially anything containing beans or broccoli. It is important to warn others of this condition before exposing them to it. Common symptoms of exposure include watery eyes, vomiting, and general disgust with the foul odor associated with this ailment.

John: "Whoa! That Indian buffet I had for lunch gave me some serious sewer ass!"

Rachel: "Oh my GOD! What is that smell? Will you please flush the toilet? I can't breathe through the smell of that nasty sewer ass!"

Frank: "Fair warning... I just farted and it appears that the bean burrito I ate has given me a bad case of sewer ass."

by The Giant Antelope May 15, 2012