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Ogglypoggily Whale

An Ogglypoggily is only found in North Wales Seas, especially near the surfing beach Hells Mouth near Abersoch. It's distinct poisonous markings on its back (pink zebra stripes) along with its deadly spiny tail make it a very real threat to the Surfers.

They range from 4-15 metres long.

It hunts on surfers neoprene, making surfing a dangerous activity on these shores. The only way to resist attack is to whistle 'Humpty Dumpty' non stop.
He was as dangerous as an Ogglypoggily whale
by Surfersgf December 5, 2010
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Beached Whale

Word used to describe people called Beth.
Person #1: Yo! Did you see the new girl called Beth?
Person #2: you mean beached whale?
Person #1: ya, her.
by TittyBuster78 September 15, 2020
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theme park whales

Those ridiculously fat people who hang around in theme parks or amusement parks, even though they can't possibly fit on the rides. Often surounded by their calfs, those babies too young to enjoy any of the rides. Basically, they have no purpose there other than to wait in long lines for food.
Look out, Bob! It's a pod of theme park whales!
by krazyglu February 12, 2007
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beach my whale

the act of lying around in a food coma to relieve stomach tension caused from overeating
Uggg. After eating an entire red velvet cake, I have to beach my whale.
by dancinglimes December 15, 2008
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kaden the whale

by Kaden the whale June 6, 2018
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The Sperm Whale

When a man is about to orgasm, he shouts at the top of his lungs "AWOOOOO" and proceeds to jump into a pool as he climaxes
Christy: How was your date last night?
Amanda: Amazing! He did the sperm whale so we didn't have to clean up!
by Brwig September 30, 2019
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