a place where those with cash to blow go to scare the shit out of themselves in a pleasing and fun manner. also a place to get overpriced food that tastes like crap.
guy1: hey lets go to a theme park!
guy2: so we can ride the rollercoasters and shit our pants?
guy1: hell ya!
guy2: lets go!
by drucifer0 March 28, 2008
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In a video game, a scripted event with limited interaction, also known as a "rail shooter" sequence. Heavy on narration or plot, but less free-form than the rest of the game's action. Used when the designer doesn't want the player to wander around or waste time.

Often resembles actual attractions at a real theme park.
Only issue I see, 8 minutes of theme park until you get to do something.

But it's a great "theme park" ;-)
by nayhem October 25, 2011
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A ho; everybody has ridden her therefore she is a theme park.
Dude, don't go out with her you might catch something. She's a theme park.
by Quickstar29 July 11, 2010
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The location used by tourists who claim to have visited the country but instead stayed at the hotel the whole time.

- they haven’t visited the real country they just moved geographically.
Friend “ where have you been this summer?”
You “ i’ve been to Portugal and went to a resort.“
Friend “ so you stayed at a theme park.”
by THELATINKID April 22, 2021
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The youtuber who is actually GOD!!!! He is too intelligent for us mere mortals to understand
OH MY GOSH!!!! IT'S THEME PARK COASTIN!!! I AM HIS BIGGEST FAN!!!!
by The BIG Dicktionary November 19, 2020
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A person that loves theme parks.
That guy is a theme park enthusiast.

I want to be a theme park enthusaist when I grow up because theme parks are cool.
by BronzeLetters June 23, 2009
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