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a place where those with cash to blow go to scare the shit out of themselves in a pleasing and fun manner. also a place to get overpriced food that tastes like crap.
guy1: hey lets go to a theme park!
guy2: so we can ride the rollercoasters and shit our pants?
guy1: hell ya!
guy2: lets go!
by drucifer0 March 27, 2008
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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A ho; everybody has ridden her therefore she is a theme park.
Dude, don't go out with her you might catch something. She's a theme park.
by Quickstar29 July 11, 2010
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The location used by tourists who claim to have visited the country but instead stayed at the hotel the whole time.

- they haven’t visited the real country they just moved geographically.
Friend β€œ where have you been this summer?”
You β€œ i’ve been to Portugal and went to a resort.β€œ
Friend β€œ so you stayed at a theme park.”
by THELATINKID April 21, 2021
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In a video game, a scripted event with limited interaction, also known as a "rail shooter" sequence. Heavy on narration or plot, but less free-form than the rest of the game's action. Used when the designer doesn't want the player to wander around or waste time.

Often resembles actual attractions at a real theme park.
Onlyο»Ώ issue I see, 8 minutes of theme park until you get to do something.

But it's a great "themeο»Ώ park" ;-)
by nayhem October 24, 2011
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