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Twitchy twat

A twitchy twat is to a woman, what a hard on is to a man. Just as a man's penis gets hard when he is aroused; a woman's clitoris may twitch (multiple times in some cases), in response to her own arousal. The twitch is often in response to that which has aroused the woman.
As two women are watching an erotic sex scene in a movie, one turns to the other and says, "Can you imagine , what it would be like to be in bed with that man?". The second one replies,"Are you kidding me? I am getting twitchy twat just watching him."
by Saish January 20, 2016
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twat twinkie

When a girl's twat is filled or overflowing with cum
Justin: hey did make a twat Twinkie?

Jayden: yeah I filled it all the way to the lips
by Trentmcfarlanetits December 13, 2013
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twat sailor

a male sailor that is also a prostitute
The women in town go crazy when the navy boys come back so they can pay twat sailors for sex.
by tim and josh August 21, 2008
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mark twatting

When your teacher/lecturer withholds your test marks for a stupidly long period of time for absolutely no reason.
Dude1: hey dude, did you get your mark back for your ancient Chinese architecture dissertation?
Dude2: no dude, my lecturer is totally mark twatting.
by datstudentlife June 23, 2015
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twat swat

The act of smacking a woman on the vagina.
Just to make sure that Virginia was paying attention, I occasionally give her a twat swat.
by hughmonger October 30, 2003
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Sad twat

Anyone who looks at Hentai.
Watched by nerds and the Wapanese who have nothing else better to do than look as ugly naked cartoons.
Sad bastards.
I mean, what is so good about it? All it is is stupid drawings of naked people with over exaggerated anatomy. How can a 10 year ols boy have a 12 inch erection? How can 6 year old girls have big breasts? Honestly, if you like this stupid crap then your obviously a faggot that can't get laid.
by Psycho Bitch April 14, 2004
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twat farmer

Someone who farms (trolls) for twat (booty).

Used as an insult.
by Timmy G May 18, 2006
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