Eskimo Pie

A sexual act in which a man defecates, ejaculates, and urinates on a woman's (or man's) hair, then sets the person's hair on fire.

Man #1: Man, I don't know how to break it to my girlfriend.

Man #2: Just give 'er the ol' Eskimo Pie!

by Wolfedogg April 4, 2008

meat pie

quite like rice, but used to refer an australian built car.

typically a commodore or falcon

holy shit, that's a serious meat pie!

by phreeky82 August 5, 2003

blumpkin pie

The act of vaginal intercourse while one partner defecates. This adds on the term 'blumpkin' which is receiving oral sex while defecating and combines with pie, referring to the woman's genitals. To the humorless, this is an intentional rhyme with 'pumpkin pie'.

She snuck into the bathroom stall and gave me a taste of blumpkin pie.

by reirei_shaniqua October 18, 2010

cutie pie

taylor cos she's the cutest lil girl in the world

person 1: oh damn she's a cutie pie
person 2: fuck off Taylor's mine

by Seggsy man July 3, 2019

BARE PIE

A term for a vagina without pubic hair.

Smooth from being shaved with a razor.

Bare pie, I drink to that.

by gruvnmove May 21, 2011

Dirty Pie

Dirty pie is when an individual shoves a JJ’s Bakery apple pie in there partners ass and eats it as she poops it out.

Dang bro I heard you and your girl did a Dirty Pie last night

by Dirty Danny February 28, 2022

Plumpkin pie

To be rode sexually by a morbidly obese female. Usually facing one another and not reversed which could be confused as a peanut butter pie. The immensely large woman will ride to her delight while the man has second thoughts of partaking in this pie. Gasps or wheezing between bounces will be audible.

The plumpkin pie he had last night has resulted in smashed oblong testicles and whip cream drippings. No more pie for that guy!

by Jido7 April 5, 2014