Definitions by Wolfedogg

Eskimo Pie

A sexual act in which a man defecates, ejaculates, and urinates on a woman's (or man's) hair, then sets the person's hair on fire.

Man #1: Man, I don't know how to break it to my girlfriend.

Man #2: Just give 'er the ol' Eskimo Pie!

Eskimo Pie by Wolfedogg April 4, 2008