Can't even look at you

The phrase used by a girl when you're so good looking that she can't even look at you because it turns them on so much that they might do something in public with you that may go viral or get them arrested.

Camila: "Gosh you've been hitting the gym hard ughh, baby I can't even look at you"

by DannyDimes April 2, 2021

Clain't

The fake "clitoris" that is all that remains of the penis of a transwoman after "bottom surgery." You know--the one that "not even a gynecologist can distinguish from the real thing" -- unless he looks at it.

"Hey, did you here that Jessica Yaniv's clain't fell off?"

by Louis XXV November 27, 2021

i can’t bangs with you

I can’t hang affiliate you in times of hardship/struggle.

Yo You snitched to the federals during interrogations I can’t bangs with you..

by LegendaryAnt February 4, 2018

cizain't

Another way of saying "can't"

"I can take care of myself"
"No, you fucking cizain't"

by PJGSJ July 4, 2018

I can't stop you from trying ... Once

A good answer to a violent threat, if you can back it up!

I see you fingering a weapon in your jacket, so go on ... I can't stop you from trying ... Once.

by I, Wreckerrr May 30, 2020

seven words you can't say on television

A famous comedy routine performed by George Carlin about words the FCC prohibits being said on TV

In America we are supposed to have free speech, so it doesn't make sense that there can even be such a thing as seven words you can't say on television.

by Michael_Hunt June 2, 2008

Couldn’t be me.

Usually follows “Imagine ___.” Can be replaced by, “can’t relate.” A subtle way to make fun of something someone does. Can also be used to tell someone what you’re doing.

teacher: max, please move to the front row, away from your friends.
bella: imagine being moved to the front row, couldn’t be me.

//or//

bella, calling max: imagine being in school right now, couldn’t be me.

by kindagroovin February 26, 2020