slapsturbation

The act of slapping your own male genitals to the point of seminal secretion

Hey man! I spent all last night participating in slapsturbation to wonderful pornography, and now my penis is shaped like a question mark!

by shimianspectre November 20, 2015

Slapscratch

When scratching just doesn't get rid of the itch, a brisk slap to the affected area is often a solution.

Person 1: "Yo Tyrone, did you hear that noise? "
Person 2: "Yeah dawg, I couldn't get rid of an itch on back of my neck so I slapscratched that mofo"
Person 1: "Aw sheeeeit"

by Slapscratchallondafloor January 25, 2016

Slapping the cat

A phrase that means "I am just kidding"

"Hey you look great in that shirt!"
"Really, you think so?"
"Nah, I'm just slapping the cat, you look terrible!"

by proooj February 29, 2016

slappers arm

One who wakes up with a saw arm/arms after a big night playing the pokie machines.

Bro, woke up with the worst slappers arm this morning after double fisting Chilli and Big Red Last night. It was a struggle just to brush my teeth.

by PokiePlaya March 10, 2016

Slapstick Karate

When a fight breaks out that results in a comedy of errors and is laughable to watch. An art practised by a very special breed, who are so disciplined, they don't even known they are masters of their art.

The crowd erupted with laughter on the street, as the fight that had tension in the air, turned out to be a another surprising show of slapstick karate.

by Forever Lucid April 7, 2016

//slapped

When you slap yourself

I forgot to turn off the oven //slapped

by ThatGuyCalledQ April 13, 2016

slapping the cat

Female masturbation,kinda like choking the chicken.

I caught my sister last night. She was really slapping the cat.

by princemocha September 15, 2016