penis breath

A state of oral being in which the aroma of the mouth is equal to that of a penis. Usually accompanied by excessive oral insertion of the penis.

After going down on her boyfriend for 3 hours without pause, julie has a bad case of penis breath.

by John X April 24, 2003

penis clit

A humongus clit that hangs down so that it looks like a mini penis.

I fucked Judy last night, & damn! That girl has a penis clit! I was giving her head & it was bouncing around!

by Va-jay-jay September 2, 2006

Lucy's Penis

The sort of penis nobody wants to see. Always small, never erect, overall unpleasurable.

sar - how was last night?
lou - he totally had a lucy's penis
jamie - oi, i totally heard that. we're over
sar - ah well, he had a lucy's penis
lou - too right

by LouIsAfitty February 4, 2009

penis demon

The self-conscious mind of your penis that becomes erect, makes you incredibly uncomfortable, and floods your mind with nasty thoughts of masturbation to make the erection disappear.

Sally: Do you debate on whether to masturbate or not?
John: i dont even debate
John: i was just like eff no, get away from me you penis demon

by ashin999 October 3, 2011

penis maximus

A rather large penis

hey baby, vaant to see my penis maximus?

i got the cleanest, meanest, penis maximus, ya never seen this stroke of genius

by alvinsanity June 11, 2006

Penis wrinkles

Wrinkles on the penis where it look VERy delightful.:

"What big penis wrinkles you have!"

- Rainbow Randy

by Metro McKenna February 24, 2009

penis nail

a growth on the tip of the penis which resembles a fingernail.

Shaniqua, lemme trim dis penis nail 'fo I hit you up like a hackysack.

by the rimmmjawer June 4, 2004