Knobba

An affectionate insult used by close friends and family when someone does something stupid.

“What’s Obama’s last name again?”

“Nigel, you are such a knobba.”

by Regality October 18, 2019

Knobfuk

Person who voted for Brexit that still votes for the Labour party.

Ill never understand the logic of a Knobfuk.

by Harry lemons October 31, 2019

Knobjob

A mix between a knobhead and a nut job

Cara your such a knobjob!!!

Oh yeah Darias such a knobjob

by Theunknownguywhowritesdefs November 11, 2019

knobjockey

a knob hockey is someone who rides cock violently

someone: ahahaha ur so annoying

someone else: shut up u knobjockey

by amelia willy February 28, 2020

Knob Clobber

When your intimate partner goes down on your Shlong the wrong way and snaps the twig to your berries.

That chick yesterday Knob Clobber(ed) my dong!

by Nice_Jugs_Bro March 31, 2020

Knob-gobbled

A phrase coined shortly after the landslide victory of the Labour party in 1997. It was used at the time to describe the groundbreaking tactic of Labour MPs to acrrue vital votes from self proclaimed "lads", a vital voting block at the time.

Now, however, it's typically used to describe any fellatio that is preformed with a particular level of vigor.

Oi, mate! Did you get your Wing Wang suckled?
Aye, mate! She really gobbled my knob!

Knob-gobbled

by Gobark123 April 4, 2020

Knobalosis

A sickness that usually affects the work place . Symptoms usually include throat rupturing , stretch marks around the lip areas , dried semen coming from the nose . The most severe cases people turn blue . It’s caused by constantly ramming the bosses knob down ones throat . Once contracted often times there is no cure . They try the two check method of curing but symptoms usually resurface when said patient is rehired .

Damn man you see Ricky ?? Partner he’s looking like he’s got a severe case of the knobalosis

by Joeytoes April 10, 2020