Sunny Hill Resort: Your
2021 updated version
You’re obligated to eat the grilled cheese. You smuggle hot
dogs from the pavilion to use as fish bait. You never remember to bring
S’more supplies to the lake party. You suffer 3rd degree burns from the inflatable slide. You watch two
dogs play the same songs on the guitar every year. You put your hands up for Monte Carlo. You can do a lot of damage in the
game room with just 5 dollars. You hear stories of the Ladybug ride like it’s an urban legend. If someone says their Monster Truck ride was better than yours you
may just spin them on the roundabout until they pass out. You always get hurt on the seesaw. You have intense arguments on which playground is the best (it’s the farm/helicopter
one). The bottom of the slide is always wet, even if it hasn’t rained during your week. Your family buys 50 bingo boards and still never wins. You ask your waitress every year if they brought back Bug
Juice. You steer your paddle boat under the fountain as your friends backpedal for their
life. You’ve used the board games in the corner of Armae Hall at least once. The people who stay in Homestead are royalty. You tell the kids that the alligator head in the lake is
real.
1st week of
August is the best week, Wayne has said it himself :)
