cock blocked 

Preventing a fellow male from tapping ass when hes going down the stretch. A man can cock block inadvertently but it is often done out of jealousy or asshole-ism.

"That loser couldn't get a chick for himself so he decided to hang around like a third wheel and cock blocked me instead."

cock blocked by rick_james_bitch September 28, 2005

Cock Rot 

An unscientifically named diease where the penis loses all feeling and begins to look and feel like a rabbits foot with grangrene eventually leading to the droppong off of flesh. Most oftenly caused by sex with a street corner hooker or a slapper with more diseases than a chemical lab

My dick has dropped off i either have cock rot or leperacy

Cock Rot by The person with the biddy eyes staring at your nak July 26, 2003

Cock Blocked by Steve Jobs

When you try to talk to a girl and she puts in her ipod ear buds.

dude, I was totally gonna talk to this girl but I got cock blocked by steve Jobs!

Cock Blocked by Steve Jobs by carleoj79 January 11, 2011

cock holster 

the mouth of either a male or a female. used as a derogatoty meaning.

joe blow, shut your cock holster.

cock holster by slapmeat July 29, 2003

cock o'clock

when you get off work and your woman is waiting at home for you to hit it.

Bikel heard the five o'clock whistle and he knew he had some sweet, sweet lovin waiting at home for him. It was his cock o'clock.

cock o'clock by BabyClisinCanton February 19, 2010

cock burn

The extremely uncomfortable rash accumulated by masturbating to the point of penile-death.

Man, those pornos at the sperm bank suck, I got cock burn it took me so damn long to get off.

cock burn by John Fogerton May 24, 2006

cock blocker 

A hot girl's ugly friend who has a chip on their shoulder about no one hitting on them, so they do everything in their power to stop their friend being nailed. also the friend might not want to leave them alone. female cock blockers can however be countered by "taking one for the team" this activity involves your friend drawing a short straw and having to go off with the cock blocker so that your path is clear

"damn, this bitch is cock blocking me at every turn, tim can you take one for the team?"
"I'll take down that cock blocker, now run free unhindered my freind, go deep!"

cock blocker by I aint leavin no name October 18, 2008