Blampkin

Blaam-kin the reverse of a Blumpkin. Blampkin is getting your penis sucked while she is taking a shit. 💩💦🍆

I walked into the bathroom and Shivaun was taking a poop on the toilet so we did a blampkin.

by Brandon Lampkin May 18, 2023

blumping

a word commonly used to confuse people.
this word doesn't have a meaning, it only has a purpose.
this word is used in a more "extreme" tone.

Dave: wanna hang at my place on Saturday?

Kyle: MY DUDES WHAT THE BLUMP YOU BLUMPING BLUMPER, YES SIRY MY FREINDIMUNDO

Dave: why are we still friends

by Canned duck soup June 21, 2023

Bumpkin

When someone/something is being goofy or a nickname for a fellow human.

“Bumpkin, You’re being a tad goofy.” Or “that was a very Bumpkin moment.”

by Katrina synchro sanchez October 14, 2023

blumkin

When a man receives head whilst taking a poo

“my girl gave me blumkin last night”

by pooeydooeh1 March 4, 2024

Blumpki

A polish woman wraps your dick in cabbage, while you are prepped to drop a deep six shit bomb.... all while suck starting your 2 stroke evenrude.

Stopped out to the produce stand the other day, had a heated conversation that landed me into a blumpki with the sister wife.

by B Tsunami March 13, 2024

Blupkin

Sex with a toilet

Bro i just had the craziest blupkin

by anonymous May 31, 2024

blumkin juice

it is a special concoction of hard alcohol that is clear and looks like water mixed into a empty bottle of the Kirkland sparkling orange mango pop.

Yo pass me that bottle of Blumkin juice I'm trying to get drunk

by Real10374 February 5, 2025