toolpusher 

The head of the drilling crew on an oil or gas rig. What began as a joke name for the man in charge of the equipment is now an official term for the leadership position.

That old toolpusher has been riding my ass all day about painting those stairs.

toolpusher by Ian May 4, 2004

toolkit 

The collective noun for someone in possession of many toolish features or aspects of their personality. One with a high level of toolism.

Ben: That guy over there is a loser.
Lachie: An absolute toolkit if i don't say so myself.

toolkit by the snow diz July 2, 2007

Toolster 

A toolster is physically a hipster but an undercover tool. A toolster might wear toms, obscure band t-shirts, fitted jeans, beanies, flannels, american apparel hoodies, etc. They will talk about intriguing random facts and life experience. Therefore, they seem deep and thoughtful and will easily trick the opposite sex, when in actuality they are immature and emotionally detached. They might abruptly stop talking to you or be talking to multiple girls at the same time. So beware of the toolsters.

An example text from a toolster might be: "Hey lady or ms. (insert your last name), what are you up to? bout to go drink some wine and get into some shenanigans. You should partake in these festivities."

(also, he probably won't respond for a good 3 to 4 hours)

Toolster by Becky and Spoon January 27, 2011

toolbag 

A person of utter uselessness.

Completely and devestatingly devoid of purpose.

"Art, your a total toolbag. I'm demoting you from bag boy to speed bump. You'll be working in parking lot five from now on."

toolbag by Roy K July 29, 2005

toolbart 

Art made using toolbars.

Look at the awesome toolbart I made.

toolbart by MusicFan August 4, 2004

toolkit 

A gathering of two to five tools. See toolshed.

A: How about when I got on the elevator this morning right before the doors shut three of the most obnoxious partners at the firm got on?

B: Are you kidding? I love starting the morning in a toolkit.

toolkit by Theo February 18, 2005

Tooley O' Douche 

Tooley O' Douche; n;
Tool-E Oh-Doosh

A Tooley O' Douche is a person who has the characteristics of a douchebag. Usually a nerd, usually in band, usually wears jean shorts. Nobody wants to be around a Tooley O' Douche. This Tooley O' Douche usually is in denial about being his Tooley O' Douchness and often tries to sound/look cooler than he is. It doesn't work.

Dom: "Man that guy Matt is such a dick"
Austin: "Oh, I know he's a real Tooley O' Douche"

Tooley O' Douche by DomAndAustin October 9, 2009