Failed Poon

The failure to receive poon. Poon is vagina. Failed Poon is to get no poon or shitty poon.

Danny Divito got some failed poon last night. I tried to help

by papabearmustache January 13, 2011

failatosis

life of fail.

dude your life suck!

i have failatosis

by jake911 January 25, 2011

Fail Domino

When you fail 2 or more times in a row.

This is similar to a fail train, fail rocket, or fail plane.

1: "Hey!"
2: "Hey how're you?"
1: "I'm good :0"
1: "...:9"
1: ":="
2: "Fail Domino"

by oDedz February 26, 2011

failface

the utter epitome of a person who is equivalent to failure.
aka people who sit on facebook chat and argue over who fails more.

Haha do you see that failface over there? They look like Emiko or Omid.

by let's end this March 30, 2011

Failephant

Failure in grand proportions. Comparable in size to an elephant.

Me: "I wanted to go to the fair with my crew on Thursday, but my boy is in school, everyone was complaining about money, and the hot girl I told you I thought liked me is busy that day...with her boyfriend."

Nemesis: "Wow, what a failephant!"

by Evangelusher April 13, 2011

Fail Cake

Fail Cake is a verb meaning to fail or be utterly horrible at something.

Yeah she fail caked hard...

by drumingandstuff April 25, 2011

Failcapade

1. An action or undertaking which runs contrary to conventional behavior or conduct ending in failure, embarrassment and laughs for all.

2. Any undertaking destined to fail from the start.

You are an idiot and I will no longer be part of your useless failcapades.

by GreenBird23 April 26, 2011