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make the bed shit 

A guy who shits in his girlfriends bed for revenge and makes the bed up so she'll slide into it when she crawls under the covers.
Bob made Shirley's bed after he shit on her side. He flattened the big steamer and wiped his on her pillow case because he wanted it to be a surprise. He took a make the bed shit.
make the bed shit by PIPenis May 11, 2022
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I wanna get you in bed ha

Well its actual meaning is getting you in Bed and having Sex.
But we better wait for his (or mOrks) explanation of the Song "LIPSTICK"
"Girl you dress to impress, I embrace you, I wanna get you in bed ha" - Taeyong's definition of putting you to sleep. ;)

[big brested bed thrasher] 

A chick thats dank as hell and has fat ass titties also can be refered to bird watching
(dank ass chick wit big titties): hey bud i didnt know you were into bird watching

Bud: oh ya im looking for a big brested bed thrasher

going to bed 

code for losers who don't get any pussy to say they are going to bed but in actuality they are going to jerk off. trying to sound like they are too cool.
Matt just made a Jib Jab video of a buddy dancing but we all knew he was going to spank his monkey and he told us he was "going to bed".

Torture bed 

Where you sleep when you have no other options.
By the time Willow decided to attend her stepmother’s remarriage to Joe-the-Plumber, all the motels in Provincetown had been booked, so she spent the pre-nuptials night on a frenemy’s pullout torture bed and ruined her party back.

“Silas,” says Gal, “I seriously want to stay the weekend and help curate your 3,000-piece Educa Amsterdam puzzle, but the prospect of winding up gagging in your torture bed makes me honestly say I must beg off.”
“I know it’s not the torture bed but the Axe,” says Silas. “It’s always been the Axe.”
Torture bed by Hifalutin! February 7, 2022

Sleeping in Hitler's bed 

When people unknowingly support or do things that they claim are against at its core with little to no consequences as their version of the value is deemed as good by the establishment and mainstream culture. Severe hypocrisy that they often share with others as a group, by actually promoting what they are against in i new package. People who sleep in Hitlers bed also believe they are morally superior than those who do not hold their value, even if the core value is the same. These people who sleep in Hitler's bed do not believe in the concept of "two wrong doesn't make one right", but see revenge by going down to the same level as their perceived enemies are on, and act just like them if not worse. People who sleep in Hitler's bed are often (but not always) politically correct.

TL;DR: People, often as a group, are doing the exact evil deeds that they deem as horrible, if their perceived enemy does them. But completely fine when they do the exact same thing, but from a socially acceptable and politically correct point of view.

Example 1: Women who think misogyny is the worst thing in the world, while simultaneously themselves being a misandrists towards men. And act exactly like the misogynists they clam to be against.

Example 2: People who claim to be tolerant but then want to silence anyone who disagrees with them.

Example 3: Being anti-racist but still see people with a different skin color as less of a human being in sertain situations.
Guy one: Did you see Rebecca's, Ashley's and Sarah's outbursts? They are pissed that they can't get a date from Tinder, any of them, and says that all men on that site are incels who hate women and can't treat a woman with the respect she deserves.
Guy two: Yeah, they don't seem to realise that if they were all guys, and had their view on men, but towards women instead. They would all be the textbook definition of an incel themselves. They are sleeping in Hitler's bed.