ass crack butterfly 

When you stick you dick parallel to the cornhole of a girl and slide up and down her ass crack, thus, making your dick look like the thorax and the cheeks looking like the wings.

Zach said he wouldn't mind give Raggity an ass crack butterfly, I wouldn't mind, either.

ass crack butterfly by Sphinctar October 5, 2004

ass clown 

1. One whose stupidity and/or ineptitude exceeds the descriptive potential of both the terms ass and clown in isolation, and in so doing demands to be referred to as the conjugate of the two. 2. A male who engages in homosexual behaviors. See butthole surfer

1. Steve is such an ass clown!
2. Steven is such an ass clown!

ass clown by razer March 22, 2005

ass hole 

1. a real prick. 2. a jiving, slppery mother F* who really rubs humanity the wrong way. 3. my whoring party-whore ex wife.

you god damned ass hole!

ass hole by Vapor Trail August 20, 2003

Ass Pong 

Weird vid of two lesbos, one shoving her inside out ass into the other's, then shitting ping-pong balls into the other's asshole

lesbos Ass Pong

Ass Pong by John the Cock January 19, 2012

ass period 

when one has very bleedy hemhorroids that it looks like they have a period from their ass

person:Im having bad hemhorroids today.
doctor:oh you must have an ass period.

ass period by Mimono July 26, 2010

ass key

a ridiculous and funny pronunciation of the word ASCII.

Person 1: hey dude, how do you pronounce "ASCII"?

Person 2: "ass key"

ass key by Dawnk Meemz June 17, 2016

Ass is Grassley 

Senator Chuck Grassley’s new nickname after the Kavanaugh debacle.

Man, that Senior Senator’s Ass is Grassley for sure, his constituents will duly vote his ass out of the Senate!

Ass is Grassley by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2018