Vlump

A person who is both plump and voluptuous.

She's vlump dude, absolutely vlumped out, super vlumpy dumpy.

by Robbie Halloween April 10, 2025

Vlad Day

The Day where Vladimir Guerrero Jr hits a home run and brings balance to the universe.

God I love Vlad Day, it’s my favorite. I never want it to end.

by Baby Clown April 15, 2025

Vlad Day

The day where Vladimir Guerrero Jr ends our suffering and hits a home run.

God I love Vlad Day. Its the best day ever!

by Baby Clown April 15, 2025

Vlumpkin

A blumpkin from a Vihaan

Maaaan i'd love a vlumpkin right now

by Vihaan gooner May 6, 2025

vlonej4cket

cute twink with comfortably above average penis and makes fire beats

“yo vlonej4cket so hard bro”

by vlonej4cket June 16, 2025

Vlooching

The act in which one person is fully naked and facing against a wall while upside down. Their legs are spread apart along with their arms as if their body is in the shape of an “X”; this is parter one. The second person; partner two, then uses a retractor, commonly used by surgeons, to pull back the asshole of partner one to create a gaping hole. After the asshole is open, partner two will insert an entire 3 liter bottle of Coca-Cola into the gaping anal cavity of partner one. Then partner two will insert a pack of mentos into the ass of parter one. Finally, parter two will quickly place their mouth onto the asshole of partner one and the mentos filled exploding Coke bottle will fill partner two’s mouth, nose, and possibly eyes with shit and Coke.

“I’v always wanted to be in a fraternity, but I don’t think I’m comfortable with being hazed by a bunch of Vlooching men.”

by Lizard108 July 10, 2025

Vladdermirror

It's like Vladimir, instead, it's vladdermirror . It's what happens when you drive vehicles around and hit everything in site and rip off ladders and mirrors

Vladdermirror got into the semi and backed into another trailer and ripped the mirror off on the stairs

Definition of Vladdermirror- the act of fucking shit up

by MikeyMan759 August 11, 2025