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Cock shock

When a cock leaves you flabbergasted. It could be because the cock is incredibly large or incredibly small. It could be because it has a fungus growing on it. For whatever reason the cock leaves you gobsmacked and stunned to silence.
"Dude pulled out an 11 incher and left me in cock shock bro istg"
by LOLLIPOP7400 February 26, 2022
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Vibe Shock

When you are in a certain setting and something with a very opposite vibe comes in. It can be a good or bad vibe.
Let’s say you’re in a dark dramatic setting like a grungy abandoned mall. Then you lay down and look up at the outside glass dome and you see the bright and beautiful sky above you. That’s the vibe shock and the change of vibe catches you off guard.

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When you’re out with friends and that one mean bitch who came because a friend invited him over and they just ruin the whole vibe unannounced.
by Dadadadadadapoushettabidch March 24, 2022
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Dirty Shock

A Dirty Shock is when you electricute your Penis while you eat shit untill your penis turns into a dark blue color
Yeah, I had a Dirty Shock last night.
by ChattyLibra April 16, 2022
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Cum Shock

My grandad died from Cum Shock
by CUMMET April 25, 2022
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Beckford-Shockdeediddledee

When a woman refuses to sleep with a model-looking guy but finds herself sleeping with a guy that looks like anal warts
“Dude, it’s one of those Beckford-Shockdeediddledee paradoxes. No one can figure out what she was possibly thinking or how it could’ve happened
by Pro Con June 9, 2022
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Lithuanian Shocker

The act of giving a woman the shocker during sex while having un maintained fingernails, resulting in a torn orifice ( usually the rectum )
We had been camping all week and I gave this hippy chick the shocker in the woods, my fingernails were pretty long and it ended up being a Lithuanian Shocker!
by RobotScientist June 27, 2022
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fanny shock

The feeling you get for several minutes following an immense poop.
Don’t ask me any questions right now, I’m in fanny shock.
by Juju pop tart August 6, 2022
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