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A Dirty Teapot is when you squeeze your penis so hard it can fit into the end of a teapot and then you pour boiling tea into the teapot and pour it onto the tip of your penis while fingering your asshole thinking about ukrainian children getting fucked by a sheep
Oh yeah, last night I did a Dirty Teapot. it was soooo lit my guy!
by ChattyLibra April 16, 2022
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A Dirty Shock is when you electricute your Penis while you eat shit untill your penis turns into a dark blue color
Yeah, I had a Dirty Shock last night.
by ChattyLibra April 16, 2022
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