goons 

Colloquial term for frequenters of the somethingawful forums.

These internet cohorts are highly trained in areas of writing, programming, photoshopping and all things related to sitting in front of a computer. They enjoy using the words 'shenanigans', 'tomfoolery' and 'debauchery'. They also tend to be a bit xenophobic. Although this makes it harder for a typical forum user to become acquainted, this quality also makes their criticism/advice more honest, and therefore more worthwhile.

Goons pay over 15 dollars to post in a forum. This fact alone says everything.

goons by Andrewwwkk June 2, 2010

GoonHawk 

A duplicate mohawk shaved into the heads of kids who saw a cool dude with a tight mohawk and wanted to be as cool as him.

Jason: Dude your mohawk is awesome!

Chris: Shit yeah! Too bad all those other dorks saw mine and wanted to be as cool as me and now we have kids walkin around all over with Goonhawks.

GoonHawk by K-Moneeeeey July 23, 2008

goontash 

Goontash is a somewhat derogatory term referring to a noticeable but sparse presence of hair on the upper lip among adolescent boys.

HOLY SHIT! Sean McLellan has a HUGE goontash!

goontash by fakke July 16, 2008

Goonie Mode 

Goonie Mode Is Another Word For Beast Mode Or Savage Mode It Is Use When Ur Bout TO Do Somethin Fucked Up Or U Did Some Fucked Up Shit Or Sombody Else Did Some Fucked Up Shit
Create By This One Nigga From The Hill District Name Wes
H.I. Goonie

That Nigga Went Straight Goonie Mode
Im Bout To Go Fuckin Goonie Mode Nigga Wats Good

Goonie Mode by ......-- April 16, 2008

Goony Kid 

A certain person that resembles the child from the film "Goonies", he has pretty fucked up features and tends to be a douche. If you come face to face with such a person the general response is to leg it and shout 'Gooony'

Joel is such a Goony kid

Goony Kid by PrinceFatty March 16, 2011

goonyah 

pussy, vagina, a womans pink taco

yea man i was hitting that goonyah all night until the break of dawn, hell yea!.

goonyah by nockz August 12, 2004

goonbow 

goonbow is the essence of pure skill, usually referred to in gaming.

person1: "wtf!@!@#!@#, i just got pwned by that guy he is so overpowered"
person2: "no hes just goonbow"

person1: "holy shit he hacks for sure, i know hes not goonbow"

goonbow by Onwed.com February 18, 2009