fiery crotch 

When a women (Most likely a red-head women) Has red vaginal hair. Which makes her crotch look fiery red.

That bitch I fucked last night had a fiery crotch

fiery crotch by dumbass33 June 4, 2014

canyon crotch 

Large vagina

I don't have a small penis you just got a case of canyon crotch

canyon crotch by Woodys wash August 4, 2015

christ's crappin' crotch 

expression of frustration and gentle undeification of the deity

christ's crappin' crotch! not published again!

christ's crappin' crotch by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

Holy christ on a crotch! 

A more "embellished" phrase of the classic saying "Holy shit"!

An example of when to use it would be after excessive amounts of exertion to illustrate the mixture of exhaustion and lack of giving a crap about whats coming out of your mouth.

1) "Holy christ on a crotch! You almost got pancaked by that car!"

2) "Holy Christ on a Crotch, 'huff', thats a lotta stairs!"

Holy christ on a crotch! by Grenstone September 23, 2011

Fire Crotch

Dave Maggio-
Having red hair and having red pubs...hense fire crotch

Your mom has a fire crotch

Fire Crotch by Jayme June 15, 2004

rot crotch 

Pertaining to a vagina that you would not take home to meet your mom. A skanky, morally increpid slut bag. A rot crotch for god's sake!!!!

That slut pulls more trains than Grand Central Station, she's a serious rot crotch!!!!

rot crotch by THe F-Bomber May 21, 2004

Water Crotch 

Invited by a user on a popular video sharing site, it describes people who dye their hair blue. It's similar to how people call redheads "fire crotches." Color of water = blue. Color of blue haired girls crotches = blue.

There's a whole lot of water crotches on Stickam

Water Crotch by Richard January 24, 2008