ass-car 

What happens when you move the hyphen one spot to the right when saying "Man, that is a sweet-ass car."

Man, that is a sweet ass-car.

ass-car by AlguienOtro April 8, 2009

My dad drives this car 

(Always said with a whining tone) A simple excuse for not being able to use your car for any reason.

Matt: hey could we roll the blunt in your car?
Mark: No way! My dad drives this car!
Matt: whatever your a pussy

My dad drives this car by SneakyBastard90 December 17, 2010

this isn't where I parked my car 

A phrase used anytime one needs to get out of an awkward situation.

While in the club, Joe begins hitting on a nice young lady, Jane. Jane's big, scary boyfriend suddenly shows up, which is when Joe says, "this isn't where I parked my car!" and casually walks away.

this isn't where I parked my car by ginger87 March 8, 2010

Sioux City Car Wash 

The act of defecating on someone and cleaning them off with your urine.

Susie was a little freaky so I gave her a Sioux City Car Wash.

Sioux City Car Wash by Johnny M. Smith July 2, 2005

fraggle stick car

An all encompassing term to represent mystery presents which children request and no one knows what they are, and neither can the child identify what exactly it is.

Taken from the movie Bad Santa.

"What do you want?"
"Fraggle stick car."
"The fuck is that?"

fraggle stick car by Eric Vaughn June 24, 2008

Campaign Car Syndrome 

The state of a political campaign worker or volunteer's car in which the entire trunk, back seat, or other location is full of campaign literature, yard signs, buttons and other campaign related material.

Sarah's Prius suffered from campaign car syndrome for weeks after Obama was elected until she finally removed the last box of lit.

Campaign Car Syndrome by DemInCa August 5, 2009

small penis car 

The bigger the car the smaller the penis.

A small penis car is a big car driven by a man trying to overcompensate for having a small penis

small penis car by Anonymous R April 16, 2006