Vladimir Putin

A man who declared war with Ukraine and uses "I have cancer" as an excuse to justify his actions.

Vladimir Putin uses the idea that he's on the brink of death as an excuse to invade Ukraine, yet thousands of innocent Ukrainians have been killed as a result of his actions.....

by UltimateDoge May 27, 2022

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Alabama Putin

A dish of a fascist's head toppled with truffle butter and cheese.

Girl : I'd sure go for a Alabama Putin right now!

Guy : You know,, it's not because he's bare chested all the time that it's exciting 🤷🏻 ♂️

by AlabamaBaby May 27, 2022

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rusty putin

Giving anal to an old rich guy that says he hates gays but wants you in his ass.

See that fellow stomping on that pride flag. He wants it cause he's in a rusty Putin.

by timthepigman June 4, 2022

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A well known medical writer and author in the late 19th century. He became well known as the author of "The relatonship of insanity to masturbation," published during the late 19th century along varieties of articles concerning masturbation.

"Vladimir Putin contributed alot in the field of masturbation sciences."

by kitten fingers June 19, 2022

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tadpole petting zoo

A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo

If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.

by Seattle ass pirate August 6, 2022

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