Definitions by JakeTheDictionary

Vladimir Putin 

A bald Russian who wants to invade Ukraine for no apparent reason, also an all-time Judo champion and fights bears in his spare time.

Guy 1: Vladimir Putin is daddy!!
Guy 2: Go die in a ditch.

Vladimir Putin by JakeTheDictionary October 15, 2022

Flamingo 

A 24-year-old man who screams at kids in a Lego game.

Kid 1: Flamingo is the best.
Kid 2: No doubt.

Flamingo: I HATE U, U HAVE NO BOBUX!!!!

Flamingo by JakeTheDictionary February 20, 2022

Karl Marx 

Communism's sugar daddy.

Karl Marx: Communism is good.

Communism: Kawaii, Karl you are such a daddy!!!

Karl Marx by JakeTheDictionary February 20, 2022

Dyknow 

A cancerous extension used by teachers to violate student privacy.

Students: I hate Dyknow.

Teachers: Too bad, so sad.

Dyknow by JakeTheDictionary February 20, 2022

Chihuahua

Oversized rats that try to bite your legs off.

Chihuahua owners: Oh, BuT tHeY'rE sO sWeEt!!!!
Me: I don't like you at all.

Chihuahua by JakeTheDictionary February 20, 2022

TikTok 

The lowest scum in history.

Any person with a functioning brain: You truly are the lowest scum in history.

TikTok: Ah, you're right.

TikTok by JakeTheDictionary February 20, 2022

PlasmaMasterDon 

The guy who promises to give you free candy if you go inside his van.

PlasmaMasterDon: I want to do a cover of the sex offender shuffle.

The FBI: I don't think so, buster!!!

PlasmaMasterDon by JakeTheDictionary February 20, 2022