Flamingo

A 24-year-old man who screams at kids in a Lego game.

Kid 1: Flamingo is the best.
Kid 2: No doubt.

Flamingo: I HATE U, U HAVE NO BOBUX!!!!

by JakeTheDictionary February 20, 2022

ImFakeStation

Some 20-year-old men who still live in their mother's basement and make 3 am videos because they don't have enough money to afford McDonald's.

Kid 1: OMG, did you hear about ImFakeStation?
Kid 2: Ugh, they make horrible videos.
Kid 1: Ikr? They probably have no life.

ImFakeStation: I can confirm that is true.

by JakeTheDictionary February 20, 2022

TikTok

The lowest scum in history.

Any person with a functioning brain: You truly are the lowest scum in history.

TikTok: Ah, you're right.

by JakeTheDictionary February 20, 2022

Chihuahua

Oversized rats that try to bite your legs off.

Chihuahua owners: Oh, BuT tHeY'rE sO sWeEt!!!!
Me: I don't like you at all.

by JakeTheDictionary February 20, 2022

School Food

Food that makes food at home look gourmet.

Son: Can we have McDonald's?
Mom: We have school food.
Son: I'd rather have food at home.

by JakeTheDictionary February 20, 2022

Dyknow

A cancerous extension used by teachers to violate student privacy.

Students: I hate Dyknow.

Teachers: Too bad, so sad.

by JakeTheDictionary February 20, 2022

PlasmaMasterDon

The guy who promises to give you free candy if you go inside his van.

PlasmaMasterDon: I want to do a cover of the sex offender shuffle.

The FBI: I don't think so, buster!!!

by JakeTheDictionary February 20, 2022