Chihuahua

Oversized rats that try to bite your legs off.

Chihuahua owners: Oh, BuT tHeY'rE sO sWeEt!!!!
Me: I don't like you at all.

by JakeTheDictionary February 20, 2022

Vladimir Putin

A bald Russian who wants to invade Ukraine for no apparent reason, also an all-time Judo champion and fights bears in his spare time.

Guy 1: Vladimir Putin is daddy!!
Guy 2: Go die in a ditch.

by JakeTheDictionary October 15, 2022

ImFakeStation

Some 20-year-old men who still live in their mother's basement and make 3 am videos because they don't have enough money to afford McDonald's.

Kid 1: OMG, did you hear about ImFakeStation?
Kid 2: Ugh, they make horrible videos.
Kid 1: Ikr? They probably have no life.

ImFakeStation: I can confirm that is true.

by JakeTheDictionary February 20, 2022

Karl Marx

Communism's sugar daddy.

Karl Marx: Communism is good.

Communism: Kawaii, Karl you are such a daddy!!!

by JakeTheDictionary February 21, 2022

Flamingo

A 24-year-old man who screams at kids in a Lego game.

Kid 1: Flamingo is the best.
Kid 2: No doubt.

Flamingo: I HATE U, U HAVE NO BOBUX!!!!

by JakeTheDictionary February 21, 2022

TikTok

The lowest scum in history.

Any person with a functioning brain: You truly are the lowest scum in history.

TikTok: Ah, you're right.

by JakeTheDictionary February 20, 2022

A4

The human definition of a literal ripoff.

A4: I copy MrBeast and I'm proud of it.

by JakeTheDictionary February 20, 2022