The entity "Mr Pillay" is often seen in a suit with a navy blue tie as a with a distinguishable feature of his perfectly spherical polished forehead that resembles the
candy "Maltesers". This may explain why the composition of "Mr Pillay" are sugar-2%, skimmed milk powder-3.8%, cocoa butter-39.7%, glucose
syrup-
18.2%, barley malt extract-
12.7% , cocoa mass-
31%, palm fat-3.1%, lactose-2.7%, wheat flour-3.1%, emulsifiers (E442, soya lecithin, E492) total
4.9%, palm
oil-
4.6%, raising agents (E500, E501, E341) total -
4.9%,
salt-
18%, gelling agent (pectin)-
12%, flavouring.
Although
chocolate in composition the entity "Mr Pillay" spreads as a cognito-hazard to organisms in his vicinity displaying abilities to disrupt then manipulate any affected victims to the entity's desires to infect and effectively control all under his thumb. The behaviour of "Mr Pillay" includes patrolling areas at precisely noon and early 10 EST and routine monitoring of unfortunate victims involved in his organisation. Underestimation of "Mr Pillay" is fatal as the entity can emit at any
time a force of 100 Megatons worth of TNT or one TSAR BOMBA thermonuclear weapon without warning, often creating craters kilometres in diameter.
Mr Pillay is Class Level 14 object and it will be warned that if the sight of "Mr Pillay" is in contact, remove yourself immediately from your area, contact a local therapist, physician , psychologist and federal authorities immediately.
